The last person to post wins !

[vorlon13]

liable to get yourself talked about doin' stuff like that!

As for restraining, full latex suit with metal appliances holding your mouth and anus open ? Or something more effete ?

[robvalue]

Hmm... I used to say I'll try anything once until some guy did something similar to me. Now I always ask to see blueprints and some ID.

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Nah just kidding. I never say stuff like I'll try anything once. Whenever someone says that I instantly come up with a top 50 things that might make them reconsider that statement. Can't help it, my brain has a mind of its own.

[robvalue]

Can God break the laws of logic? Can God make a married bachelor? Which came first, the God or the logic?

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I'll just randomly say here that along with taking a break from the serious threads, I haven't looked over all the posts in the meat/jesus thread since I last posted in it. My mental state has been fragile and I felt it best to avoid it for the moment as it's a painful subject for me. So if anyone was asking me any questions in that thread (maybe no one did) and I haven't answered, please feel free to PM me the question. It may sound like I'm a total pussy not even just looking at the thread, and I am. But I know all to well what a hold my depression has over me and sometimes it doesn't take much to send me into a spiral. So I tend to leave a topic alone if it's getting close to the wire for me. If you could see me in real life, you'd see I'm rather a pathetic specimen. A marshmallow, my wife lovingly calls me

This isn't a request to treat me with kid gloves though. Just an explanation as to why I may not be answering in any given thread, so always feel free to PM me.
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[Tonus]

Shouldn't you be fighting Ebola or something useful?

When did Ebola become useful?!?!?

[Losty]

Then I am not going to lick off the creme brulee, and you will stick to the bedding and have to be chisled free later by the EMTs.

It won't be sexy at all.

Sigh.

Honestly, love, I can't imagine it will be hard for me to find someone else to lick creme brûlée off my breasts :p

[robvalue]

I don't think I'm old enough to be in this section...did I get lost? :o

[Losty]

That's not even sexual. Vorlon spilled his creme brûlée down my top as a form of attack.

[robvalue]

I see! I tend to get more substantial things round the head when I get attacked. A brick, the TV, the dog...

[Tonus]

Honestly, love, I can't imagine it will be hard for me to find someone else to lick creme brûlée off my breasts :p

Couldn't he have dipped you in a tub of the stuff?

[robvalue]

I gotta get up and go down the high street. Go up the high street? Go along the long street? I'll take the high road. I'll get nothing done talking this bollocks.