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#61
RE: Question Everything!
September 14, 2015 at 10:03 pm
Who made you the Decider-in-Chief?
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#62
RE: Question Everything!
September 14, 2015 at 10:14 pm
Are you calling me a DIC?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#63
RE: Question Everything!
September 14, 2015 at 10:17 pm
Don't you want to be one?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#64
RE: Question Everything!
September 14, 2015 at 10:39 pm
Have you ever used a dictaphone?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#65
RE: Question Everything!
September 14, 2015 at 10:48 pm
Have you ever used a dickfer?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#66
RE: Question Everything!
September 14, 2015 at 11:12 pm
Why do I feel like I'm going to regret asking what's a dickfer?
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#67
RE: Question Everything!
September 15, 2015 at 9:02 am
Isn't it too bad that this is in the question thread, so I can't simultaneously burn you with the punch line and thank you for knowingly taking the bait? Smile
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#68
RE: Question Everything!
September 15, 2015 at 9:21 am
Why do I always get rejected by women when they find out I have more than one dickey?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#69
RE: Question Everything!
September 15, 2015 at 10:15 am
Why do you own a dickey?
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
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#70
RE: Question Everything!
September 15, 2015 at 10:32 am
Why do you ask questions when the situation is so updog?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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