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Happy Mother's Day!

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Happy Mother's Day!
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#11
RE: Happy Mother's Day!
May 8, 2016 at 12:10 pm
Already had ours in The UK, but Happy Mothers' Day to all the legendary mothers of America, I hope you all have a good relaxed day
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RE: Happy Mother's Day!
May 8, 2016 at 12:18 pm (This post was last modified: May 8, 2016 at 12:19 pm by Aroura.)
Edited, TMI.

Happy Mothers day, though.
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#13
RE: Happy Mother's Day!
May 8, 2016 at 12:23 pm
(May 8, 2016 at 8:34 am)Thena323 Wrote: "Ma. What do you want for Mother's Day?"

*Sigh*"I guess it'd be too much to ask you to come to church with me."

"Yep, it would. How about I take you to lunch?"

(Shrug)

"How about I take you to lunch and give you some money?"

"Whatever...Fine."

 

Worship Well-played, Thena Sr.!

Worth it not to have to go to some fucking church.
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#14
RE: Happy Mother's Day!
May 8, 2016 at 12:24 pm
I once asked mum what she wanted for Mothering Day and she said, 'Grandchildren.'

Apparently, the 17 she already had weren't enough.

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#15
RE: Happy Mother's Day!
May 8, 2016 at 12:43 pm
Well, I am now kicking butt in canasta Big Grin
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#16
RE: Happy Mother's Day!
May 8, 2016 at 2:02 pm
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms here.  [Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0fq7FDI6nmQUKXdsoaD6...uWXlO7SHBg]

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#17
RE: Happy Mother's Day!
May 8, 2016 at 2:26 pm
Happy Mamacita Day!
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#18
RE: Happy Mother's Day!
May 8, 2016 at 2:56 pm
Happy Mother's Day to all.



A gift for you:

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#19
RE: Happy Mother's Day!
May 8, 2016 at 3:39 pm
In Portugal, it was last week. Hmmm.

Happy mommy day anyway Big Grin
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#20
RE: Happy Mother's Day!
May 8, 2016 at 4:05 pm
I made the traditional call across the ditch to my mother.

Had to wait until the afternoon after she'd returned from church and the after church meeting/lunch with her cronies/sisters.
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