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RE: Member Photos
September 11, 2011 at 9:42 pm
Atheism
Fuck this shit.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Member Photos
September 12, 2011 at 12:38 am
No that's a realist
Atheism denies that shit
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RE: Member Photos
September 12, 2011 at 12:39 am
No, atheists just don't have any shit.
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RE: Member Photos
September 12, 2011 at 12:44 am
Here's my take: Atheism, what is this shit and can it get me high?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Member Photos
September 12, 2011 at 12:44 am
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Atheism: What shit?
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves
Darwinism: This shit was once food
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama ding dong.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Deist: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Nihilism: No shit.
And for my sister...
Narcisism: I am the shit!
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RE: Member Photos
September 12, 2011 at 5:10 am
If not for the reasons listed below I'd post a picture here
1. I don't want to.
2. My 'fro would be angry
3. I'm lazy
4. I'm also full of shit.
Maybe if I can overcome these reasons then I'll post one again someday.
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RE: Member Photos
September 12, 2011 at 7:41 am
My little guy getting ready for football season.
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Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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