See, this would have been the perfect time for Ryft's famous pouty face. Ryft, you're an ass, and if you're lurking this thread, leave the "face" to guilt Shell into boobage.
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Here you are Summer, visual ecstasy.
And now you all know who it is being unbearably rude.
Not bad! I have at least one strong knee though.
Must be losing my touch...
Aren't you from England? The accent adds 30 pts.
I am, as it happens...also, I play the guitar. In a band.
Cunt
You see, the problem is that none of you handsome boys lives anywhere near me. So while I affectionately remain your devoted Queen and moderator, willing to spread love, smiles, comedy and ass-kickings, I cannot grow weak-kneed over any of you.
At least not till a hot atheist moves to North Carolina.
Believe NC has immigration laws that would prevent that.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Hahaha. I'll work on it.
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