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I have a large Jewish ass. It appeals to a certain market. It also drives me crazy.

There's something about a good set of shoulders that gets me. Not like a guy has to be overly built. It can be just having a decent shoulder to waist ratio. Or maybe he has big shoulders. If they're good to cuddle against, that's good for me.

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I'm a shoulder, back and hand girl, myself.
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(January 11, 2012 at 10:29 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(January 11, 2012 at 10:00 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Are you volunteering, Shell?

Yeah, people don't pay for barely C, Summer.

Fuck sizes, I'd pay for some Shellboob any day.
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I know, as if C was anything to scoff at.
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It must be horrible to be able to wear clothes right off the rack. I know that when I am driving to my tailor to have the waist of a dress taken in 12 inches, just so it fits my boobs and my waist, I'm thinking, thank fuck I am not one of those women who can just buy stuff and wear it, because that would be a pain in the ass.

Wink

(I'm a jealous bitch)
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I'm 6 feet tall, alei. Off the rack? Yeah, maybe at like two stores.

Adrian, you can pay me with love. Tongue
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I'm 6ft 2; we'd make a great couple.

I expect photos in my inbox later today then Shell. In return I will acquire some of these "loves" of which you speak :-)
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Alei, there is only one store I can walk into and be reasonably assured I don't have to get my clothes tailored or do it myself. Either it doesn't fit my ass or it's way too fucking long.

Supposedly at 5'3", I should only weigh around 100-110. Yeah. Back when I was in high school I did. I also looked like an Auschwitz victim. But clothing stores think if you have curves, you must also be tall to set them off.

Enter: the internet. I'm moving to places like Pin-Up Girl Clothing or Ruche or Mod-cloth because their indie and vintage style actually accommodates my body.

The only place I've been able to walk in and pick a bra up without trying it on first is H&M.

I wear heels a lot, or I have to hem up every pair of pants I buy.

Face it - mass-made clothing is bullshit mostly. It's not even like I'm fat. I'm just "fluffy" enough apparently to dissatisfy Macy's. And fuck Old Navy - if it fits my ass, it's going to gape profoundly at the waist. I could go on.

PSA: designers - if my ass is a certain size, it doesn't mean my torso is shaped like a rectangle and has no definition. I have a waist. Please shape your goddamn pants accordingly.
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(January 11, 2012 at 11:28 pm)Tiberius Wrote: I'm 6ft 2; we'd make a great couple.

I expect photos in my inbox later today then Shell. In return I will acquire some of these "loves" of which you speak :-)

You're that tall? Nice.

Wait, "photos? Wink
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No skinny man here. I couldn't do skinny if you cut me in half.
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