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Damned Protestants...
RE: Damned Protestants...
Oh, the little douchebag is unhappy because kids are no longer falling for his fucking bullshit.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/creation...bt-rights/


Quote:Creationist Ken Ham: Science has ‘contaminated’ kids into believing in evolution and LGBT rights

Eat shit and die, you creatard asswipe.
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Ha! Poor, poor Ken Hamm.




(I won't violate the 30/30 rule, here... but it does make me want to post the photo of the guy holding up the protest sign that says, "If you don't teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them evolution, sexuality, psychology, witchcraft", and the caption says, "That awkward moment when Satan is the reasonable choice".)
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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Yeah.... nothing these fuckheads hate more than educated children.  They've seen where it goes and it scares the shit out of them.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/christia...c-schools/

Quote:Christians urge parents to save their kids from ‘indoctrination’ with an ‘exodus’ from public schools

The xtians mantra:  Keep 'em stupid.
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There must be a serious shortage of xtian scumbags if they have to keep re-cycling the child molesters.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/texas-ch...er-church/

Quote:Texas church hires pastor after he’s charged with 29 counts of child sex abuse at another church


See, if they were catholicks the bishop could just move his sorry ass to another parish but the protestant asswipes have no such structure.
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Xtian shitheads produce racist books for Minnesota schools.  Catch hell for it!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/kenyans-...ereotypes/

Quote:‘Kenyans are able to run very fast': Publisher blasted for kids’ books full of racial stereotypes
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Fuck you, jesus freaks.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/atheists...ic-school/

Quote:Atheists defeat Christian group in fight over 10 Commandments at Pittsburgh public school
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(September 11, 2015 at 1:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Fuck you, jesus freaks.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/atheists...ic-school/

Quote:Atheists defeat Christian group in fight over 10 Commandments at Pittsburgh public school

It just irks me every time this comes up, the damn media NEVER reveals just what version of the 10 Commandments is being a source of contention.

Are we looking at a Catlick version?  Prostant?  Or (OMFG !!!) JEW?

Panic Panic Panic Panic
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Does it matter?   It's all shit.
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Yeah, it matters.

Instead of the 10 Commandments being a unifying issue for the religiousites, it can instead be a divisive issue.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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I wouldn't mind getting back to the days when catholiks and protestants killed each other over them.  That might be amusing.

Meanwhile....in fucking Alabama.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/fashion-...bout-this/

Quote:Fashion police: Alabama town to ban saggy pants and too-short shorts after councilman ‘prayed about this’
So let's see, some asshole talked to himself and got the answer he wanted so he wrote up a law?  That about cover it?

Quote:I prayed about this. I know that God would not go around with pants down.”



Your fucking god didn't wear pants, asshole.
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