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What Would Men Do Without Their Loving Wives?
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What Would Men Do Without Their Loving Wives?
Man: Ah my aching head. Hope I didn’t make an ass of myself at the office party last night.
Wife: Oh, you most certainly did. Dancing on the table tops with a lampshade on your head right in front of your boss. Of course, he fired you.
Man: Well, fuck him.
Wife: I did. You go back to work on Monday.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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What Would Men Do Without Their Loving Wives? - by Rhondazvous - July 25, 2015 at 6:48 pm

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