RE: Share your experiences with God
August 11, 2015 at 12:51 pm
(This post was last modified: August 11, 2015 at 12:52 pm by JesusHChrist.)
(August 11, 2015 at 12:31 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:(August 11, 2015 at 12:25 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: You make them sound like frightened deers in a glade.Change thread title to "Great Tribulation is Upon Us". They'll come a runnin.
Well, per extremely accurate inside believer information, divulged RIGHT HERE ON THIS DEVIL'S FORUM, the world is coming to an end right around September 15, 2015. If you recall, it was supposed to be last year on Sept. 15, but due to some calculation error, it turns out the end of the world is now, THIS year.
The world is falling apart in front of your very EYES: Obama/anti-christ/devil/atheist/Gay Marriage/Sheep Sex/New World Order/Trump for President!, etc., etc. How can you all be so BLIND?!
Only about 5 shopping weeks until the apocalypse! Better git right with the Lawd! A fore it's too late!