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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15

August 20, 2015 at 4:05 am

K. I'll go study a metabolic pathway for its synthesis, clone a plasmid with the genes for it in some E. coli and then happy highs everyone!

"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."

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Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15 - by Rhondazvous - August 19, 2015 at 6:39 pm

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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15 - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 19, 2015 at 7:37 pm

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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15 - by Rhondazvous - August 20, 2015 at 10:21 am

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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15 - by Lucanus - August 20, 2015 at 3:32 am

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