(September 17, 2015 at 8:42 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:(September 17, 2015 at 7:41 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Hey fake hair can be fun but in small amounts! And I always say there's a dozen reasons people wear weave; wether it's transitioning, illness, or just because it looks nice. And I've worn it for all three reasons. Now fake eyelashes suck and fake nails. They make me feel smothered.
Say yea, it's my hair. I paid for it. Why isn't it?
I tried the nails. Long, beautiful man-traps. Aaaaahh. Then I had to go to the bathroom and couldn't unzip my pants.
Ho ho. Try wearing long fake nails to a fetish night, in a steel-boned corset and fishnet pantyhose and platform heels,
and then be foolish enough to get hammered and try to pee in the ladies.
I managed....but don't ask how.
foibles of youth.