(September 24, 2015 at 4:11 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote:(September 24, 2015 at 4:01 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
I don't get it, serpents (or snakes) don't eat dust do they? Could thou explaineth verrily.
Women have the pains of childbirth because of sin; men sometimes painfully pass stones, which could only have formed if the "serpents" first ate dust. This is the main reason why I don't flash my dick during sand storms.
I learned abut this in my remedial homeschool biology class, chapter 9 as I recall -- right after the chapter entitled "Three Days in a Fish: Not as Crazy as it Sounds" and immediately before the chapter called "Rods and Gods: Animal Husbandry for the Devout".