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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 2:42 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 9:54 am)Huggy74 Wrote: [...]As a result of the serpent and Eve's union Cain was born. Cain is never mentioned in the genealogy of Adam showing that he is not Adams son.
The descendants of Adam (sons of God) began mixing with the descendants of Cain (daughter of man) producing hybrids which resulted in giants.
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I see. And where did gnomes, elves, mermaids and pixies come from then?
And what about smurfs? Did Eve f*** a blueberry at some point?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 2:51 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 1:35 pm)Stimbo Wrote: There's a nice juicy fruit bowl just waiting here for you, Losty m'dear.
Pay no attention to the fleshy banana protruding from the middle of it.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 3:08 pm
Hell no - that's chock full of vitamins!
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 3:50 pm
Kingpin, please tell me, do you agree with Huggy? Was the forbidden fruit story actually about Eve having an affair? If so, who was the other guy? I always thought the snake was satan in disguise. I'm really curious to know if my entire life as a Christian (which is the vast majority of my life), I was thinking of fruit when I really should have been thinking of men...
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 3:54 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 2:51 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: Pay no attention to the fleshy banana protruding from the middle of it.
Ray Comfort may have touched it.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 3:57 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 3:50 pm)Losty Wrote: Kingpin, please tell me, do you agree with Huggy? Was the forbidden fruit story actually about Eve having an affair? If so, who was the other guy? I always thought the snake was satan in disguise. I'm really curious to know if my entire life as a Christian (which is the vast majority of my life), I was thinking of fruit when I really should have been thinking of men...
I haven't kept up in this thread, but I have never heard of the story being about Eve having an affair. No I take it as literally eating fruit off a tree.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 3:58 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 3:54 pm)abaris Wrote: (September 24, 2015 at 2:51 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: Pay no attention to the fleshy banana protruding from the middle of it.
Ray Comfort may have touched it.
Not as long as I still have strength in my body and an exclusion order in force.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 4:00 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 3:58 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (September 24, 2015 at 3:54 pm)abaris Wrote: Ray Comfort may have touched it.
Not as long as I still have strength in my body and an exclusion order in force.
Force too much and that will turn in to a restraining order.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 4:01 pm
(This post was last modified: September 24, 2015 at 4:02 pm by Huggy Bear.)
(September 24, 2015 at 12:58 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: (September 24, 2015 at 12:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Wow. The gospel according to Huggy? What a piece of shit that must be. Look at the source.
Truly laughable, never heard that particular take on the myth. Eve shagged a serpent that wasn't a snake? Wow, that's some kinky shit.
If I was in the slightest interested I would ask for more explanation but I'm not, so I won't. Quote:Genesis 3
Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
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14 And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
Tell me again how the serpent was originally a snake. If he was in fact a snake, why is he being cursed to crawl on his belly?
The serpent was the closest creature to human that there was, it even had the ability to reason, hence the word "subtil". Also it's seed was able to mix with the seed of a human.
God speaking to the serpent.....
Quote:Genesis 3
15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
This shows that the serpent produced a seed, which was Cain. That's why Cain is not recorded as a descendant of Adam.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 4:02 pm
Restraining order; thanks, that's the word I wanted. I knew I was wrong even as I wrote it.
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