Standing!? Balled up!? What the hell!? Standing means you gotta do all sorts of weird contorting, and balled up? How the hell do you control it!? I do the old hand wrap.
I took a shit next to an Amish dude once. He did not fuck around. Once he was done, I heard the toilet paper unroll, get wadded up, then vigorous back and forth swishing *swish-swish-swish-swish*, then belt buckles. Just like that. He basically rubbed it in and got on with it. I imagine an arid desert was the result. I don't know how they get any work done.
I took a shit next to an Amish dude once. He did not fuck around. Once he was done, I heard the toilet paper unroll, get wadded up, then vigorous back and forth swishing *swish-swish-swish-swish*, then belt buckles. Just like that. He basically rubbed it in and got on with it. I imagine an arid desert was the result. I don't know how they get any work done.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
