Looohohohololol another astrology thread? Isn't that the second one in, like, a day? Was there a special about it on the History Channel or something?
You know what? Fuck it. I'll bite.
I was born at exactly 11:20, September 16th, 1987, in Burlington, North Carolina at Allamance County Hospital. Amaze me.
Keep in mind that I'm a well-studied magician who's pretty familiar with the tricks of traditional fortune tellers, so if whatever you tell me wouldn't impress James Randi, it probably won't impress me, either.
You know what? Fuck it. I'll bite.
I was born at exactly 11:20, September 16th, 1987, in Burlington, North Carolina at Allamance County Hospital. Amaze me.
Keep in mind that I'm a well-studied magician who's pretty familiar with the tricks of traditional fortune tellers, so if whatever you tell me wouldn't impress James Randi, it probably won't impress me, either.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com