Sports joke which can be used for any crappy team any year, I don't remember if I posted it before but here goes.
A couple is battling over custody of Johnny their 6 year old and they end up in family court. After a half hour of the lawyers and spouses shouting the Judge banged her gavel and said "ENOUGH, now here is what I am going to do. I am going to take Johnny into my chambers and have a talk with him"
So the judge and the boy go into her chambers.
Judge, "Ok, Johnny do you want to live with your dad?"
Johnny, "No, he beats me"
Judge, "So want to live with your mother then?"
Johnny, "No, she beats me too"
Judge, "Ok, then who do you want to live with?"
Johnny, "The Redskins, they never beat anyone."
A couple is battling over custody of Johnny their 6 year old and they end up in family court. After a half hour of the lawyers and spouses shouting the Judge banged her gavel and said "ENOUGH, now here is what I am going to do. I am going to take Johnny into my chambers and have a talk with him"
So the judge and the boy go into her chambers.
Judge, "Ok, Johnny do you want to live with your dad?"
Johnny, "No, he beats me"
Judge, "So want to live with your mother then?"
Johnny, "No, she beats me too"
Judge, "Ok, then who do you want to live with?"
Johnny, "The Redskins, they never beat anyone."