Not really vulgar, just kind of creepy:
'There was a man of double-deed, who sowed his garden full of seed.
'When the seed began to grow, 'twas like a garden full of snow.
'When the snow began to fall, like birds it was upon the wall.
'When the birds began to fly, 'twas like a ship wreck in the sky.
'When the sky began to crack, 'twas like a stick upon my back.
'When my back began to smart, 'twas like a penknife in my heart.
'When my heat began to bleed, then I was dead and dead indeed.'
and
'Jack the Ripper's dead,
'He's lying on his bed.
'He's cut his throat with Sunlight Soap,
Jack the Ripper's dead.'
Boru
'There was a man of double-deed, who sowed his garden full of seed.
'When the seed began to grow, 'twas like a garden full of snow.
'When the snow began to fall, like birds it was upon the wall.
'When the birds began to fly, 'twas like a ship wreck in the sky.
'When the sky began to crack, 'twas like a stick upon my back.
'When my back began to smart, 'twas like a penknife in my heart.
'When my heat began to bleed, then I was dead and dead indeed.'
and
'Jack the Ripper's dead,
'He's lying on his bed.
'He's cut his throat with Sunlight Soap,
Jack the Ripper's dead.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson