Borowitz:
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...MDkzODY4S0
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...MDkzODY4S0
Quote:Nation’s Racists Suddenly Warming Up to New York
Quote:NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—America’s racists, who have long viewed New York with a mixture of hostility, contempt, and fear, are suddenly feeling much more positive about the Empire State, a cross-section of racists confirmed on Tuesday night.
In interviews conducted shortly after 9 P.M., racists from coast to coast echoed the opinion of Fresno, California, bigot Harland Dorrinson, who remarked, “You know, maybe New York isn’t such a bad place after all.”