To circumcise or not to circumcise?

[Edwardo Piet]

Cut dicks look like naked cats, I can confirm.

Cut and uncut penises look like really big earthworms either with or without a turtleneck.

Which I must say is the best part about uncircumcised. You can make him hide inside his turtleneck and then pop up to say hello and then scruff the whole thing up around his neck and make him say "brrr it's rather chilly outside today".

Caution: most men do not like this. If you're going to draw a smiley face, best to do it when he's sleeping and with a marker that won't irritate the skin.


*yes I know I'm weird

Sounds perfectly normal and acceptable to me.

I have two turtlenecks. One because I'm a turtle and I have a neck. The other because... Because you know.

In theory I could have a third. But this turtle with two turtlenecks doesn't like wearing turtlenecks much because he tends to find them hella itchy.

I iz a sensitive turtle.