Fuck it. There will never be sane gun control in the US, so you might as well go the other way. Start handing out guns in schools to every kid. Make pensioners pack shotguns and throw in free ammo with their pension.
But why stop there? People still wouldn't be safe enough.
The next phase is clearly to start surgically implanting high-powered arm cannons into unborn babies, and genetically engineering a brand-new kind of organ that produces bullets. Then, and only then, will The People be safe.
But why stop there? People still wouldn't be safe enough.
The next phase is clearly to start surgically implanting high-powered arm cannons into unborn babies, and genetically engineering a brand-new kind of organ that produces bullets. Then, and only then, will The People be safe.
![[Image: rySLj1k.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FrySLj1k.png)
If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM
