(July 1, 2016 at 7:45 am)robvalue Wrote:Moderator Notice
I'd like to let everyone know we've reconsidered the stance on sexually themed jokes. We're not banning them on the main forum. Things will be pretty much as before, with sexually explicit jokes reserved for area 69. But keep children out of the jokes please.
Great! Ok, two blokes show up at a fancy dress party. Both are starkers, but one has his penis in a bowl of custard, and the other has his own unit firmly lodged in a pear.
When the host asked them what the hell is going on, the one with the custard tells him, 'We're dressed as emotions. I'm fucking dis custa'd and my friend has come in dis pear.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson