(July 29, 2016 at 10:24 am)Nymphadora Wrote:(July 29, 2016 at 10:02 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Yeah, and when my son doesn't listen, I too throw him into the oven set at 550°F ... because I love him.
Thump, you also aren't omniscient and don't have a master plan your kid is supposed to follow, so that if he deviates from the plan just a tiny bit - you can do all sorts of torturous things to him because he didn't stick with the plan you didn't tell him about in the first place.
That's okay ... as an atheist, the smell of roasting baby made up for much.