Christians and demons

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A marathon of deliverance. Wow. wonder how much money Helen manages to siphon out of the faithful in that time? Bet those Texan folk threw cash at her.

Yeah, I mean, it says it's free--but hey once you're there and she's got you thinking, "maybe just maybe god DOES want to heal me today yeah?", and conveNiently the collections pan ends up in your hand, you dump all your grocery money in it in possible expectation of a long term cure with sparkles of hope in your eyes becauze this time--this time, you have all the faith in the world! 
And you go home ,  open a pack of ramen noodles, wake up the next day with nothing changed, realize y o u have zero food for the week, and consider that maybe you misinterpreted all the godly signs and you were meant to give all your money away to learn a lesson, or perhaps your money will be used to do good in this world like save a life--a small price to pay for an empty stomach, i mean, children in Africa are starving to death fgs!



Starving 'Witch Child' Now Thriving After Being Rescued - Us Weekly
http://https://youtu.be/eXqwbU8z9aU

Starve a fever, feed a witch child?

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Better hurry.  I doubt if he makes house calls.