RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
January 30, 2017 at 3:09 pm
(This post was last modified: January 30, 2017 at 3:10 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(January 30, 2017 at 1:24 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: 1. He poops 4-5 times a day, and they each take about 20-30 minutes. Which is annoying when we're doing something together, out somewhere, or about to leave the house, and I have to sit there and wait for him to finish.
Are you sure he's pooping?
Quote:2. He turns all the lights off before we leave the house.
If I didn't do that with my apartment I'd be bankrupt, I wouldn't be able to afford rent, and I'd get kicked out by my landlord, lol.
Quote:5. He won't let me grab his crotch in public.
Now that's just incredibly inappropriate. Of him.