Nerdy insults.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The closest you'd come to understanding quantum entanglement would be if you ever learned to tie your shoes.

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A black hole would spit you out.

Not in one piece, you would be spaghetti-fied. It would be worse than getting hit by a semi. You do remember that the gravity is so heavy not even light can escape it. You'd be flattened, stretched out and severely elongated way beyond recognition. 

http://www.npr.org/2013/12/27/256897343/...ters-a-lot

Stretch or splat, neither are appealing to me. Who cares if what is left of you get's spit out, you are toast either way.

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Best so far. Short, clear and mean.

Now I get it....... DUH I make Ken Ham look like a Nobel Prize winner. Boy am I slow on the uptake. 

Hey, cut me some slack, I am an ABBA fan.

You and Mark Watney.