(June 8, 2017 at 2:52 am)pocaracas Wrote:(June 7, 2017 at 11:47 pm)Fireball Wrote: [raises hand] I'll bedazzle your vulva! In fact, if the shaving and gluing cause some sort of blood flow to that area, I'll be more than happy to accommodate anything else you desire, at that point! At least, if I was 20 years younger and could still handle the traffic. [/horndog]
Vulva? Don't you mean uvula?
Uvulas get a speckling of pearls.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.