"Hey, kid, whatcha looking at?"
"I thought I saw something-wait, there it is! Something's funny about the sun! Look!"
"Uh, okay, sure, kid. What am I looking at it for, exactly? What is it you see?"
"It's kinda wobbly-it's like it's shaking and moving down lower in the sky!"
"Uh-huh, yes, the sun gradually sets after noon, nothing special about that."
"Just keep looking!"
"Oh, fine...argh, that's fucking bright...holy crap, you're right! I've been staring at the sun for an uncomfortably long time and I'm experience a visual phenomenon as a result! IT MUST BE THE WINKING ANUS OF JESUS!"
"I thought I saw something-wait, there it is! Something's funny about the sun! Look!"
"Uh, okay, sure, kid. What am I looking at it for, exactly? What is it you see?"
"It's kinda wobbly-it's like it's shaking and moving down lower in the sky!"
"Uh-huh, yes, the sun gradually sets after noon, nothing special about that."
"Just keep looking!"
"Oh, fine...argh, that's fucking bright...holy crap, you're right! I've been staring at the sun for an uncomfortably long time and I'm experience a visual phenomenon as a result! IT MUST BE THE WINKING ANUS OF JESUS!"
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.