(November 25, 2017 at 2:24 pm)LastPoet Wrote:(November 25, 2017 at 1:47 pm)Fireball Wrote: Like nieces and nephews. You get the good parts without having to wipe 'em up, unless you are baby sitting or just really nice. The only time I've changed a baby of someone else's was my eldest sister's. I helped my brother-in-law change her, right before my wedding. In a tux. I stayed clean, but my sister gave him holy hell, as it caused a delay in the start of the wedding.
Shotgun poop. When Sofia had 6 months, I was cleaning her and checking if her baby skin folds were clean and she shotgunned my face.
It gave "I fart in your general direction" a whole new meaning.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian