I told my sister not to eat at least a half hour before swimming.
She said she'd heard that before and wanted to know why that is.
I said, 'it's because you're too fat.'
My girlfriend often smokes after sex so we've decided to use lubricant from now on.
She said she'd heard that before and wanted to know why that is.
I said, 'it's because you're too fat.'
My girlfriend often smokes after sex so we've decided to use lubricant from now on.