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Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving...
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RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving...
I'd just send it right back word for word, replacing unicorns with god, aunicornisn with atheism. Few other minor adjustments for coherence, shouldn't be difficult.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by LunchBox - September 28, 2011 at 6:50 pm
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by ElDinero - September 28, 2011 at 6:58 pm
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by LunchBox - September 28, 2011 at 6:59 pm
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by fr0d0 - September 28, 2011 at 7:03 pm
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by thesummerqueen - September 28, 2011 at 7:01 pm
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by Minimalist - September 28, 2011 at 7:04 pm
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by binny - September 28, 2011 at 7:05 pm
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by R-e-n-n-a-t - September 28, 2011 at 8:53 pm
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by LunchBox - September 28, 2011 at 8:58 pm
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by LunchBox - September 28, 2011 at 9:12 pm
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by LunchBox - September 29, 2011 at 12:22 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by Deimos - September 29, 2011 at 12:44 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by Erinome - September 29, 2011 at 12:54 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by LunchBox - September 29, 2011 at 12:55 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by Minimalist - September 29, 2011 at 2:13 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by Minimalist - September 29, 2011 at 2:36 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by 5thHorseman - September 29, 2011 at 3:00 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by R-e-n-n-a-t - September 29, 2011 at 8:43 pm
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by LunchBox - September 30, 2011 at 12:41 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by The Grand Nudger - September 30, 2011 at 12:47 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by LunchBox - September 30, 2011 at 1:00 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by Heather - September 30, 2011 at 8:16 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by KichigaiNeko - September 30, 2011 at 8:21 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by thesummerqueen - September 30, 2011 at 8:25 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by KichigaiNeko - September 30, 2011 at 8:28 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by Heather - September 30, 2011 at 10:26 am
RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving... - by LunchBox - September 30, 2011 at 8:08 pm

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