Get to Know your Staff - Cinjin

[Cinjin]

#1 - How much beer do you consume per week in the gallons? Realistically, about 1 Gallon per week (bout 10 to 12 beers) I like whiskey.

#2 - How long have you suffered from the burn of gonorrhea? Ever since you peed on my toilet seat.

#3 - How many hotdogs do you think you could eat in an hour? 3

#4 - When I take a shit, worms come out. What should I do? Get a fishing pole.

#5 - If I pee in a swimming pool, how should I act to cover up the deed being done? Swim laps like you're training (even if in the kiddie pool)

#6 - "Cinjin the limp wristed Injin" or "Cinjin the herpes infested pidgeon", which of these names would you prefer me to call you from now on? The first one rhymes better, but both are fantastic!

#7 - Do you have any advice to give to your fellow members of the homosexual and cross-dressing community? Sorry, members only! Get your card brother!

#8 - Who will win the next American presidential election? Ronald Reagan, Peewee Herman, or Jennifer Aniston? Since one is dead and the other two are retarded, I'm voting for the hot one.

#9 - Do you honestly believe that eating onions and garlic are ways to freshen your breath? Every TIME!

#10 - I have a dream that people around the world who have a club foot should be allowed to club other people in their ass with it. Do you share this dream with me?
Well, since one out of two people in this country is a fucking idiot - I'd say let them club the idiots in the ass. BONUS THOUGH: Send them to the Bible Belt and and they can kick people all day long.