RE: joke time
July 21, 2019 at 8:38 pm
(This post was last modified: July 21, 2019 at 8:50 pm by Haipule.)
(July 21, 2019 at 7:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote: President Trump awakens one Winter morning to discover someone has peed “Impeach Trump” in the snow. He calls the Secret Service to investigate.I've told that joke before here but is was Bill Clinton--Al Gore's urine and Hilary's handwriting. I think that joke originated with Jimmy Carter or Richard Nixon. Anyway, I think it's hilarious!
When they return, they tell the President that they have bad news and even worse news. The bad news is that it’s Vice President Pence’s urine. This infuriates the President, who then asks what could be worse than that.
The Secret Service informs them that it’s Melania’s handwriting.
It's always nice to know that someone is thinking about you.
Especially while they're masturbating!
No truer words...
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.