This god sticks two people in paradise and when they fuck up, he casts them out into a world of morals, temptations, disease and death. Then it says, "Love me, worship me and do not fuck up or else ...". Of course, all the while, knowing just exactly what will happen.
Even without foreknowledge, could not one assume that if Adam and Eve could not make 'nice' in paradise, that they now had no chance at all? I know xtians that would make a better, smarter god than what they worship.
Even without foreknowledge, could not one assume that if Adam and Eve could not make 'nice' in paradise, that they now had no chance at all? I know xtians that would make a better, smarter god than what they worship.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy