(May 5, 2020 at 9:40 am)Little lunch Wrote: Grandma's a bit senile now and she's been wandering off lately and we're all worried for her safety, so we tied a bell around her neck.
Probably sounds a little inhumane but now we can rest easy that she won't wander off anymore because that thing is fucking heavy.
To keep fit, our gran started walking two miles a day on her 80th birthday.
She's 93 now and we don't know WHERE the hell she is.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson