RE: Satanic verses
August 16, 2022 at 1:29 pm
(This post was last modified: August 16, 2022 at 1:30 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Time to break out the decoder ring! I mean, hey, we all know magic book got things right, but if it looks like it didn't get things right, then obviously we just need to better understand the hidden message..and if we did better understand the hidden message, we would see that it also got things factually right - and we were wrong about it not being right. That's why we can't believe our own goddamned lying eyes except when magic book says so.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!