Reminds me of an old Dave Allen joke:
The Pope is in his study, crafting a new encyclical, when an agitated cardinal bursts in, robes all a-flutter, and says, 'Your Holiness, it happened - Jesus is back! He's outside right now in Saint Peter's Square, riding a donkey! Heavenly Father, what are we gonna do??'
The Pope thinks for a minute and says, 'Look busy?
Boru
The Pope is in his study, crafting a new encyclical, when an agitated cardinal bursts in, robes all a-flutter, and says, 'Your Holiness, it happened - Jesus is back! He's outside right now in Saint Peter's Square, riding a donkey! Heavenly Father, what are we gonna do??'
The Pope thinks for a minute and says, 'Look busy?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax