Little Sally comes running home afterschool and yells, "Mum! Mum! Johnny showed me his willy at school, today!"
Before an angry mother could respond, Sally added, "It was like a peanut!"
The mother laughs, "Small?"
"No," replies Sally, "Salty!"
Before an angry mother could respond, Sally added, "It was like a peanut!"
The mother laughs, "Small?"
"No," replies Sally, "Salty!"
Dying to live, living to die.