RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
August 15, 2012 at 8:12 pm
(This post was last modified: August 15, 2012 at 8:14 pm by Ryantology.)
A reverend is driving home after conducting services one Sunday. Having a taste for wine, he's drinking from a bottle he has wrapped in a brown bag. Suddenly, he sees police lights in his mirror, places the wrapped bottle between his ankles and pulls over.
"Reverend, did you know you swerved across the oncoming lane twice?" the cop says. The reverend shakes his head and sees the cop wrinkle his nose. "Say, Reverend, you been drinkin'?"
"Why, no, officer," the holy man replies.
The cop spots the bag by the reverend's feet. "What's in the bottle there, then?"
"Oh, this?" the reverend asks, "It's just water."
The cop reaches in, takes the bottle, and takes a sip. "Reverend, this here's wine you're drinkin."
The reverend clasps his hands together, looks skyward and proclaims "Good Lord done did it again!"
"Reverend, did you know you swerved across the oncoming lane twice?" the cop says. The reverend shakes his head and sees the cop wrinkle his nose. "Say, Reverend, you been drinkin'?"
"Why, no, officer," the holy man replies.
The cop spots the bag by the reverend's feet. "What's in the bottle there, then?"
"Oh, this?" the reverend asks, "It's just water."
The cop reaches in, takes the bottle, and takes a sip. "Reverend, this here's wine you're drinkin."
The reverend clasps his hands together, looks skyward and proclaims "Good Lord done did it again!"
