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RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
August 16, 2012 at 7:13 am
A young man sits next to a nun in the park and they strike up a conversation.
Some time passes and the young man confesses to the nun that her habit really turns him on and that he would dearly like to make love to her.
"Are you a Catholic ?" she asks.
"Yes" he lies.
"OK lets go behind those bushes."
They do as she suggests and the nun satisfies him with a blowjob. Afterwards, feeling very guilty, the man tells the nun that he isn't in fact a Catholic.
She replies "Well I have something to tell you as well. My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Edward Gibbon

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RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Erinome - July 18, 2012 at 11:10 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by jonb - July 18, 2012 at 11:30 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by padraic - July 19, 2012 at 2:24 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Napoléon - July 19, 2012 at 10:35 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Thor - July 19, 2012 at 10:44 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Thor - July 19, 2012 at 12:52 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Thor - July 19, 2012 at 5:14 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Annik - July 19, 2012 at 6:31 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Nine - July 19, 2012 at 6:32 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Thor - July 20, 2012 at 9:18 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Thor - July 20, 2012 at 3:26 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Diamond - July 28, 2012 at 9:53 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Thor - July 30, 2012 at 12:51 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Kayenneh - August 9, 2012 at 2:00 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Diamond - August 15, 2012 at 7:52 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Ryantology - August 15, 2012 at 8:12 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by FemmeRealism - August 15, 2012 at 10:29 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Angrboda - August 16, 2012 at 1:14 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by pgrimes15 - August 16, 2012 at 7:13 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Kayenneh - August 16, 2012 at 7:19 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Jaysyn - August 16, 2012 at 10:13 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by pgrimes15 - August 16, 2012 at 10:25 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by FemmeRealism - August 16, 2012 at 10:29 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by KnockEmOuttt - August 16, 2012 at 11:23 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Jackalope - August 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Thor - August 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Diamond - September 18, 2012 at 8:01 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Waratah - November 15, 2012 at 8:19 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Polaris - November 15, 2012 at 11:14 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Gilgamesh - November 15, 2012 at 11:48 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Zen Badger - November 16, 2012 at 6:48 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Minimalist - November 17, 2012 at 8:37 pm
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Vera - November 23, 2012 at 7:54 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by KichigaiNeko - November 23, 2012 at 10:33 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Vera - November 23, 2012 at 10:35 am
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion - by Waratah - November 24, 2012 at 8:17 pm

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