RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
November 16, 2012 at 6:48 am
(This post was last modified: November 16, 2012 at 6:50 am by Zen Badger.)
Then there was the catholic priest who was just mad about golf.
So enthusiastic was he, that he played every chance he got.
One Sunday morning he wake up early and decided to get in a round before church even though it was a sin.
St Peter looks down from heaven and sees the priest about to tee off at the first hole. So he calls God over and says"Look at this priest playing golf on your holy day. What are you going to do about it?"
God says "I'll fix him!"......
So the priest tees off, and gets a hole in one.
Second hole, also a hole in one. And so it goes for the entire 18 holes.
18 holes in one, a perfect score.
Dumbfounded, St Peter says"What sort of punishment is that??"
And God replies....
So enthusiastic was he, that he played every chance he got.
One Sunday morning he wake up early and decided to get in a round before church even though it was a sin.
St Peter looks down from heaven and sees the priest about to tee off at the first hole. So he calls God over and says"Look at this priest playing golf on your holy day. What are you going to do about it?"
God says "I'll fix him!"......
So the priest tees off, and gets a hole in one.
Second hole, also a hole in one. And so it goes for the entire 18 holes.
18 holes in one, a perfect score.
Dumbfounded, St Peter says"What sort of punishment is that??"
And God replies....
![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif)
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
