(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: 1. What do you believe about make-believe?
It's made by God. As such, it's true.
Quote:2. What do you believe about "nothing"?
Everything.
Quote:3. What do you believe about the gullibility of human beings?
If you tell most humans they are gullible, they'll believe you.
Quote:4. If God doesn't believe in atheists, what does he think of agnostics?
He doesn't know.
Quote:5. What do you believe about life and suffering?
It's better than a pleasurable death.
Quote:6. How do we get knowledge?
I shut my eyes really tight and ask God really hard.
Quote:7. Why is God's beard grey?
Because Gandalf.
Quote:8. How do you determine right and left?
Left is what communists and hippies believe.
Quote:9. What is the meaning of life for God?
42.
Quote:10. If woman was created from a rib, why do we need condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"?
Women know how to pleasure themselves better than men do.
Quote:11. If you have a specific denomination you belong to, please explain how it's anymore truthful than all the many other denominations.
My denomination is "the truth". It's more truthful than others because it at least has the word "truth" in it.
Quote:12. Which is more closely related to the trinity?
Neo.
Quote:13. If God is all-good and all-knowing, how can he ever play a game fairly?
Ssh! You'll ruin his winning streak!
