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Conflicting statements in the bible
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RE: Conflicting statements in the bible
Quote:hen I see no problem. He was crucified on day of Preparation and then died when the day changed. The terms are correct. I'm really confused at to what your argument is.

Incorrect but I admire your desire to keep trying to defend an untenable position. They should make you a fucking saint or something.

Quote:I'm thinking he wasn't born while Quinirus was governor in Galilee and Luke messed up.

So....continue the thought...there is thus a CONTRADICTION between Luke and Matty. Which was the original point of the thread.

Quote:A silly argument?

Now you are back to merely being dense. These varying accounts describe the same events differently.

Quote:King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
He saith unto them, How many loaves have ye? go and see. And when they knew, they say, Five, and two fishes.
--Mark 6:38

Quote:New American Standard Bible (©1995)
And Jesus said to them, "How many loaves do you have?" And they said, "Seven, and a few small fish."

-- Matty 15:34

Now, were there 5 loaves? Or 7? Or my idea that there were none and none of this bullshit ever happened. Nonetheless. The supposedly inerrant holy books have different information. Your problem, again.

Quote:They are written later into mark,

Now you are admitting that your holy books were forged? Keep going, you are getting interesting. You are getting to have a lot in common with Bart Ehrman.

Quote:I think they ONLY told Peter and the disciples.

But it SAYS they told NO ONE. Surely even you can see the discrepancy?

Quote:You're a troll, not a scholar.

No, merely someone who does not suffer fools gladly.

Quote:YES, YOU GOT IT!!!

I've had it for quite some time. Your fellow fundies may kick you out of the pew, though. They think all of this shit is...to use a phrase...."gospel."

Quote:Oh, nevermind.

Conceding? Jesus will be disappointed in you. Or would be if he existed!
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Conflicting statements in the bible - by Baalzebutt - April 19, 2013 at 4:48 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 19, 2013 at 5:03 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by swordwords - April 23, 2013 at 6:27 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 23, 2013 at 10:43 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Mononoke - April 19, 2013 at 5:17 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 19, 2013 at 6:30 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - April 19, 2013 at 7:17 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 19, 2013 at 8:32 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 19, 2013 at 9:35 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Plotinus - April 20, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 20, 2013 at 8:43 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 22, 2013 at 8:26 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 20, 2013 at 9:49 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 20, 2013 at 10:34 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Aedrone1 - April 20, 2013 at 10:10 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Kayenneh - April 21, 2013 at 5:56 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Gilgamesh - April 21, 2013 at 6:01 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 21, 2013 at 2:01 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by archangle - April 22, 2013 at 5:20 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 22, 2013 at 7:11 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 23, 2013 at 10:52 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 22, 2013 at 9:04 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Godschild - April 22, 2013 at 11:58 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 23, 2013 at 8:39 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Baalzebutt - April 23, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 22, 2013 at 9:29 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 23, 2013 at 12:00 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 23, 2013 at 1:04 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 23, 2013 at 2:13 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - April 23, 2013 at 2:47 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 23, 2013 at 3:15 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - April 23, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - April 23, 2013 at 3:53 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 23, 2013 at 5:18 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - April 24, 2013 at 8:27 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 25, 2013 at 11:40 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - April 25, 2013 at 3:01 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Baalzebutt - April 25, 2013 at 5:46 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 25, 2013 at 7:11 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 26, 2013 at 1:05 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 25, 2013 at 4:05 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by iameatingjam - April 28, 2013 at 7:04 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Whateverist - April 29, 2013 at 7:25 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 30, 2013 at 9:02 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Godschild - April 30, 2013 at 10:38 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 29, 2013 at 7:53 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by popeyespappy - April 23, 2013 at 6:50 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Cinjin - April 24, 2013 at 2:02 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 24, 2013 at 6:34 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 25, 2013 at 11:45 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by justin - April 25, 2013 at 11:52 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 25, 2013 at 4:43 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 25, 2013 at 5:09 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Cinjin - April 26, 2013 at 9:28 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 27, 2013 at 2:38 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - April 27, 2013 at 6:23 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 25, 2013 at 4:59 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 25, 2013 at 5:20 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 25, 2013 at 5:34 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Ryantology - April 26, 2013 at 10:13 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 25, 2013 at 5:48 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 25, 2013 at 5:57 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 26, 2013 at 10:18 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 27, 2013 at 6:30 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 28, 2013 at 4:04 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Ryantology - April 27, 2013 at 7:17 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 27, 2013 at 7:30 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 28, 2013 at 4:17 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 28, 2013 at 5:08 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 28, 2013 at 4:30 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - May 1, 2013 at 10:39 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tex - April 28, 2013 at 5:13 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Godschild - April 30, 2013 at 2:17 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Gabriel Syme - April 30, 2013 at 11:31 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - April 30, 2013 at 1:22 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Ryantology - April 30, 2013 at 4:33 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Ryantology - April 30, 2013 at 5:09 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Ryantology - April 30, 2013 at 5:35 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Ryantology - April 30, 2013 at 8:17 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 30, 2013 at 1:29 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - April 30, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Godschild - May 1, 2013 at 11:56 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - May 2, 2013 at 10:20 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - May 2, 2013 at 11:45 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - May 2, 2013 at 12:14 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - May 2, 2013 at 11:39 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - May 2, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - May 2, 2013 at 1:19 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - May 3, 2013 at 8:08 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - May 5, 2013 at 2:32 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by ThomM - May 2, 2013 at 4:19 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Godschild - May 2, 2013 at 11:39 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - May 10, 2013 at 8:09 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Foxaèr - May 10, 2013 at 11:56 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - May 11, 2013 at 12:15 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - May 20, 2013 at 12:56 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by John V - May 20, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by ThomM - May 20, 2013 at 6:45 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Sal - May 21, 2013 at 5:37 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - May 22, 2013 at 2:50 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - May 22, 2013 at 8:55 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - May 30, 2013 at 12:47 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - June 3, 2013 at 7:29 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Colanth - May 30, 2013 at 10:47 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - May 31, 2013 at 4:07 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - May 30, 2013 at 7:00 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by archangle - May 28, 2013 at 10:24 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Sal - May 22, 2013 at 7:53 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Sal - May 22, 2013 at 8:41 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Sal - May 24, 2013 at 12:40 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Sal - May 24, 2013 at 2:16 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - May 23, 2013 at 10:38 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - May 28, 2013 at 11:59 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Cato - May 28, 2013 at 5:37 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Cato - May 28, 2013 at 6:22 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Cato - May 28, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by smax - June 3, 2013 at 9:42 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by smax - June 5, 2013 at 10:14 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - June 6, 2013 at 10:36 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - June 10, 2013 at 11:04 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - June 12, 2013 at 1:22 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Ryantology - June 12, 2013 at 7:15 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Foxaèr - June 12, 2013 at 7:31 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Cato - June 12, 2013 at 8:01 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Ryantology - June 12, 2013 at 8:08 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Foxaèr - June 13, 2013 at 5:10 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Foxaèr - June 13, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Foxaèr - June 13, 2013 at 5:44 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Foxaèr - June 13, 2013 at 5:57 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by smax - June 15, 2013 at 1:45 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Foxaèr - June 13, 2013 at 5:41 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - June 17, 2013 at 11:58 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Brakeman - June 6, 2013 at 7:15 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Brakeman - June 8, 2013 at 9:49 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Brakeman - June 8, 2013 at 6:19 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - June 12, 2013 at 12:21 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - June 12, 2013 at 7:50 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Psykhronic - June 13, 2013 at 5:24 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Psykhronic - June 13, 2013 at 5:42 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Golbez - June 13, 2013 at 11:37 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Foxaèr - June 15, 2013 at 6:45 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by shoestring - June 16, 2013 at 8:19 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by littleendian - June 17, 2013 at 12:02 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by smax - June 18, 2013 at 5:52 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by smax - June 18, 2013 at 10:16 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Cato - June 18, 2013 at 11:11 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - June 19, 2013 at 1:22 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by smax - June 19, 2013 at 8:29 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by smax - June 24, 2013 at 8:41 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - June 21, 2013 at 8:14 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - June 24, 2013 at 8:26 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Cyberman - June 24, 2013 at 6:50 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - June 25, 2013 at 12:59 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 7:53 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Tonus - June 26, 2013 at 9:13 am
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by smax - June 26, 2013 at 2:41 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by smax - June 27, 2013 at 12:58 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Savannahw - June 18, 2013 at 6:21 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Bad Writer - June 26, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - June 27, 2013 at 6:22 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Bad Writer - June 27, 2013 at 7:57 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by Minimalist - June 27, 2013 at 8:07 pm
RE: Conflicting statements in the bible - by smax - June 27, 2013 at 9:18 pm

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