I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?

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I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?

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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?

April 28, 2013 at 3:52 pm

(March 17, 2013 at 5:05 pm)LastPoet Wrote: No, His Holy Noodliness wants you to embrace his pasta way. Hell, Catholics eat the flesh and blood of Christ, AKA God, for whatever warped reason there is. (transubstantiantion for you laymen).

My take is that priests do enjoy the blood part, lots of it.

What about consubstanciation?

The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you; the Lord lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.

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I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Phish - March 17, 2013 at 5:00 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by frankiej - March 17, 2013 at 5:02 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by LastPoet - March 17, 2013 at 5:05 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Tex - April 28, 2013 at 3:52 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Tonus - April 28, 2013 at 8:13 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Jackalope - March 17, 2013 at 5:21 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Minimalist - March 17, 2013 at 5:47 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by frankiej - March 17, 2013 at 5:49 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Jackalope - March 17, 2013 at 6:42 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Kayenneh - March 18, 2013 at 7:53 am

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by catfish - March 18, 2013 at 7:57 am

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by LastPoet - March 18, 2013 at 8:41 am

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by thesummerqueen - March 18, 2013 at 9:52 am

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by KichigaiNeko - March 19, 2013 at 1:42 am

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by A_Nony_Mouse - March 20, 2013 at 9:39 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Tonus - March 20, 2013 at 9:57 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by KichigaiNeko - March 21, 2013 at 2:12 am

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Kayenneh - March 21, 2013 at 3:07 am

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by KichigaiNeko - March 21, 2013 at 4:00 am

Re: RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by frz - April 15, 2013 at 7:44 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Brayton.l - April 15, 2013 at 7:50 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Rev. Rye - April 15, 2013 at 8:37 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Anomalocaris - April 16, 2013 at 12:36 pm

RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Violet - April 16, 2013 at 8:35 pm

Re: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti? - by Awsamb - April 28, 2013 at 3:29 pm

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