Conflicting statements in the bible

[A_Nony_Mouse]

Then please fill me in on the details I have wrong.

The command to be fruitful was given to A&E, the sons weren't sent away (although Cain did leave) for example.

To me it seems simple. Genesis gives no account of others being created so "only" is a perfectly logical assumption.

There's no requirement that every child born be mentioned. Your logic isn't simple, it's simplistic.

Remember what I said about mutually exclusive and contradictory? If not scroll back.

I will take your poorly thought out excuse fact. The OTHER children which you think you were clever to invent, living outside the garden, had already been expelled from the garden for no know reason.

Your problem is now to reconcile being kicked out, voluntarily leaving with the Tale of Two Trees. Please impress me with your creativity. I need something to keep my attention after all the lame crap so far.

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The same story with different detail. You can't get much more specific than changing which comes before the other in one and reversing the order in the other.

Now I know for sure the doctor dropped you on your head, so it's not your fault you not able to see the truth, however you should stay away from these simple debates and find something simpler, before you completely ruin your mind.

Care to explain how the Jews and the Christians missed you version until Saint Augustine the sex hater invented the original sin story?

How do you expect to be taken seriously when all of your (lame) responses are all predicated upon young earth creationism?

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I'm surprised you aren't locked up in a padded cell for your own protection.

If I were to be, I could be paroled to the sandbox where I would have to spend the rest of my days with you, and sir that would be hell.

Hell comes after rest of days. Please keep your theology straight.