RE: "I'll pray for you."
May 29, 2013 at 4:13 pm
(This post was last modified: May 29, 2013 at 4:14 pm by YahwehIsTheWay.)
(May 29, 2013 at 3:34 pm)HiImJohn Wrote: I've heard "I'll pray for you" more times than I can recall
That's our code for "fuck off and die, heretic". The only thing we pray for is a return to the good old days when we could torture The Holy Spirit into you before we burn you at the stake.
(May 29, 2013 at 3:49 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Someone told me he would pray to Allah to send me to hell.
Muslims have no sense of subtly the way we do.
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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
