I must admit, peanut butter DOES keep me up at night!

[theVOID]

Ahh, the mighty plantain! Starchy bastard of the fruit world!

I wonder what Ray would say about coconut or even the prickly blackberry.

Rhizo

God made the coconut hard so the animals couldn't figure out how to drink from it.

He made the prickly blackberry to put us off eating the same prickly blackberries that he made to put us off eating prickly blackberries in the first place. So even before God had put prickly blackberries on earth he had decided that he didn't want us to eat them and decided that placing prickly blackberries to put us off prickly blackberries was a great idea - Much like the whole getting a virgin to give birth to him in the form of his own son who is still him so he can sacrifice himself to himself to make up for the sin he made when he put the talking snake and the tree of knowledge next to naive humans in the garden of eden whilst knowing full well that they would eat the fruit and to begin with.