Attn: Theists - What would it take to prove you wrong?

[Esquilax]

*drops a pen to the floor*

Apparently things happen sequentially. If it fell upward from the floor to my hand that's still a sequence it doesn't matter which way it goes you have a series of events running along a continuum. Something of course had to get the entire ball rolling to begin with, and whatever that was was not in itself rolled by anything else.

Read: things happen in sequence, except for this one thing that doesn't happen in sequence because I don't want it to. And that doesn't invalidate every word of my post because... because!

Could you maybe stop contradicting yourself at every turn? It's making my head spin.