(March 2, 2014 at 8:30 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: On the internet, dude.
Just remember, when she arrives, don't overinflate her. If she hisses at you, she's not mad, just leaky.
I'm reminded of a joke by Billy Connolly.
An indignant, angry man walks into a sex shop, his blow up doll draped over his arm.
"This is a loud of crap. I want my money back!"
"Why sir, what happened?"
"I blew it up, climbed on, and it went down on me!"
"Well, if I'd known it would do that I'd double the price!"
Dying to live, living to die.