Based on his track record, more like this:
(Apologies to m'colleague Kaye for pre-emptive pigeon rotating.)
(Apologies to m'colleague Kaye for pre-emptive pigeon rotating.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'