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Yoga Pants are the devil
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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
(May 8, 2014 at 12:01 am)Deidre32 Wrote:
(May 7, 2014 at 11:58 pm)Beccs Wrote: As do I - both counts.

Cool Shades

we need to worry about the instructor raping us now, i guess. Angry

in all seriousness, when i read things like this, it makes me RAGE! This is such an insult to people who have been raped. The notion that rape only happens to women is so fucking ignorant of these people, it's just unreal. Men are raped at alarmingly high rates in the military, and children are raped. They think rape only happens to women? Oh, I guess men, women and children shouldn't wear yoga pants.
But, they are Christian, so...

Christian love. I'm feelin it, aren't you Beccs?

I imagine it's an insult to everyone except rapists. To the victims of rape, and the men who actually have the restraint not to do it. We don't need women to cover themselves from head to toe to protect them from rapists. We need to punish people who can't restrain themselves.

I'm also reminded to people that think yoga itsself can lead to demonic possession, because it encourages you to relax yourself. Can you imagine what these people are like, that not only can't get any sexual release because masturbation is the devil, but won't even relieve other types of stress for fear of demons getting in?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Messages In This Thread
Yoga Pants are the devil - by Chad32 - May 7, 2014 at 12:47 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by FlyingNarwhal - May 7, 2014 at 1:25 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by BrokenQuill92 - May 7, 2014 at 1:31 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Foxaèr - May 7, 2014 at 1:32 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Losty - May 7, 2014 at 1:42 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Tonus - May 7, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Jackalope - May 7, 2014 at 5:14 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by The Valkyrie - May 7, 2014 at 5:27 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Jackalope - May 7, 2014 at 5:30 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Losty - May 7, 2014 at 5:36 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Esquilax - May 8, 2014 at 12:00 am
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Losty - May 8, 2014 at 12:03 am
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by *Deidre* - May 8, 2014 at 12:07 am
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Tonus - May 8, 2014 at 8:45 am
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Esquilax - May 8, 2014 at 12:24 am
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by The Valkyrie - May 8, 2014 at 12:57 am
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by JesusHChrist - May 7, 2014 at 1:51 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Chad32 - May 7, 2014 at 4:05 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Faith No More - May 7, 2014 at 2:09 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by The Valkyrie - May 7, 2014 at 4:07 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Cato - May 7, 2014 at 4:58 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by The Valkyrie - May 7, 2014 at 5:05 pm
Yoga Pants are the devil - by Rampant.A.I. - May 7, 2014 at 6:59 pm
Re: RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Shaggy - May 7, 2014 at 7:31 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by *Deidre* - May 7, 2014 at 11:56 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Losty - May 7, 2014 at 11:57 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by *Deidre* - May 7, 2014 at 11:59 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by The Valkyrie - May 7, 2014 at 11:58 pm
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by *Deidre* - May 8, 2014 at 12:01 am
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Chad32 - May 8, 2014 at 9:01 am
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Justtristo - May 8, 2014 at 2:03 am
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by The Valkyrie - May 8, 2014 at 2:11 am
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Ryantology - May 8, 2014 at 2:14 am
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by No_God - May 8, 2014 at 7:30 am
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Justtristo - May 8, 2014 at 9:20 am
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil - by Chad32 - May 8, 2014 at 9:26 am

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